About Death Spiral Convertible
Dire Financial Forecasting
Fans will receive our quarterly newsletter featuring guest commentary and expert analysis concerning the looming implosion of our capital markets. We promise it'll be dark and stormy, just the way you like it!
Custom Portfolio Urns
You've seen our custom guitars, but have you seen our portfolio urns? Due to popular demand, we are again offering bundled urns from our limited edition 2008 production cycle featuring custom cab acrylic lacquer finishes and our signature "death spiral convertible" insignia. You never know what you'll find inside!
Band Merchandise
Stay ahead of the herd with the latest merch from our band members, including t-shirts, NFT's, stickers, and limited-run collectibles. Interested in a one-off death spiral convertible? From napkin concepts to final production, our fully-built death spiral convertibles are street legal in all 50-states and built to your unique specifications.